We, the kids and I, go to Saturday nite mass. I like Saturday nite mass because it's the same folks every week. you know it's our "gig" ( little G was an Alter Server for a couple of years at this mass.)
Did I ever mention that there is a guy who goes to mass that looks exactly like this porn star? Yes, I do doubt they are one in the same but I still can't help but stare at the guy and wonder...and don't ask me how I would know about such things...
My vet also goes to this particular mass, I've actually only taken my rabbit to him once or twice. Guy is a little on the odd side...the first time I went, he seriously needed to be handed a hankie...and while God didn't bless me with a "rack".. he kept staring..."hey doc, eyes... up here..." Now if he was 6 foot gorgeous..Yes, I guess he could stare at " the girls", but he strikes me as a bit off but very nice.. just wondering eyes.. better eyes, than hands huh?
There is a little old lady, who must be at least in her mid to late 80's, she comes with her daughter I think, She's a very sweet lady, but since I believe her hearing is bad, she doesn't know she's talking too loud. He daughter tells her to sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh
Every week you know who will walk in 10 minutes late... I'm sorry but 5:30 mass starts at ...5:30... I don't understand it...
When, please tell me when, is it o.k. to BEAT your kid in church?! Little G was about on my last nerve tonite., She wants to play the games on her cell phone, I told her nope, not an option. HEAVY SIGH, "I'm bored"... My reply is tough.. there's only a half an hour left. Every week she drinks the wine at communion, and every week she complains about the wine ... don't drink the wine... but I like it.....good Freaking lord!
I know I don't sound very "loving man kind" for just getting out of church! other than wanting to beat my OWN KID. I don't think there was anything too negative.
Back in my single days. My friend and I used to go to Sunday nite mass and then hit El Torito afterwards for Tecate and chips and salsa.. Dear lord baby Jesus...I could go for a beer right now!
4 comments:
Greetings from Texas!! Cool blog, I am amazed at your verbosity. Everything is good here. When are you going to visit? As always, I remain the A.C.F.C. president.
Oh geeze a porn star in church? I'd go just for the amusement purpose
Talk about a colorful "flock "...
I can just see these folks.
How about that dude that looks like a porn star... tell us if you ever happen to talk to him, one day. ;)
You never know; some people dress and act one way, and are different inside.
But, I think we are are all kooky in little or even big ways.
The Allmighty is having a big kick, up there !
Take care, my friend .
Hey D!!!!Good Morning, glad you finally made it!! Now you know why I haven't e'd you in awhile.. too busy with my "verbosity" thanks... (I think?) hee hee :-) Have I never talked your ear off before?? I do need to let you know... the names have been changed to protect ME!(but you'll figure out the cast of characters) And all my ramblings are true.. sometimes boring but never embellished or made up. I'll be in TX when my motorcycle hunky Italian takes me away from this chaos I call my life!!!I love ya Man!
Mistress, Yes, a porn star.. I want to say this guy is too short to be a porn star, I'm talking short in stature not er...length, cuz I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT!! But he is built well. Always comes to church by himself... but he looks the type,that would have a tall blonde on his arm.
Barbara, Yes, they are quite colorful. I've never had the pleasure of talking to the "porn star" I always sit on the left side he sits on the right side, It's weird how we are such creatures of habit! Same people sitting the same place every week much like the same people coming late every week... 5:30 mass.. humm now what time would mass start.. too funny.. If I ever talk to him I will let you know, at this point I can't even smile at him...
;-)
Happy Sunday guys!!!
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