Friday, November 24, 2006

I LUV BLONDE JOKES, I LUV ITALIAN JOKES... and i really luved this one!!!

Just a little humor, those who are offended...Sorry, hopefully MY blogging friends have a good sense of humor!!!!
Guido, the Italian Lover
A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his
favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde
woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
apartment and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he
rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she
thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally
ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and
softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido
reaches for the woman yet, again. Using the last of his strength, he barely
manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping
the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able
to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again,
"You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."

4 comments:

ATUL DOGRA said...

hi mam dont mind i said mam because i am 22 you are in the age of my mom . but i like your family pictures and you have a great profile

Anonymous said...

LMAO, you may find this amusing; You know you're Italian if...

- You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.

- If someone in your family grows beyond 5'6", it is presumed his mother had an affair.

- There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.

- You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.

- At some point in your life, you were a DJ.

Those are my top 5, LOL. There's more here... http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/locality/youreitalian.shtml

Ciao fer now!

The Mistress of the Dark said...

LOL! That was funny :)

bananas62 said...

Hey Guys! Glad I could make you laugh!!!

Chuck, 5'6" too funny!!! I distinctly remember telling my grandma once, "Grandma, I'm as tall as you..." out of the mouth of babes...I was like 6 or so, hee hee